Ok this is my post about the greatest rapper alive, Lil' Wayne. I am going to write down some of the best quotes ever spoken by this man! Here they are:
I gets head in the strangest places, 2 at the same time call em changin' faces, I tell her Bitch, we aint tradin' places, so stand back and catch my amazin' graces. ha ha taste and savor it, vanilla ice-cream she say oooh my favorite, do u know who u playin wit, WAYNE, chillin like a scarecrow, lookin for some brain...
is there a heaven for G's and soldiers, i cant go to hell cause i'd take over
i been thru it all, the fails the falls, im like niagra but i got right back up like viagra
Hit em wit tha glock Put em in a coma Now what tha boy got? uhhhh.... Glaucoma!
Im runnin this, and i can jump the hurdles, i feelin like im racin a bunch of little turtles- keep a bandana like a ninja turtle, im like a turtle when i sip the purple and i smoke that kush!!
... but i am God's son, but u know i aint Nas, cuz he got a positive aim, and i aim nines! Lil Weezy got a style even i cant find, man some shit just be so hard, i be like dat line aint mine...!" " im rich b*tch- i aint poor no more, but i will still chop you up and feed yo ass to da poor...
N in my new do,,Stepin out da moon roof...2 yellow women, n dey poppin like balloons do...2 pistols. I aint gotta popp'em cuz my goons do...Boy, we'll bust yo grape, n turn u 2 prune juice...Man dey gon thank im Lil Boosie when i zoom thru..N im gon b wit my dogs like Goof Troop...Money ova female dogs bitch roof roof..Ima Beast, Ima dog, Ima new Snoop...N im ballin like fade away...She all on my Oscar Meyer like Labor Day...Now u can walk, crawl, or skate away...But not me, cuz I..ruuun dis bitch. N ima keep runnin, ima keep runnin cuz im neva runnin outta money...Ima dog, ima stork...If ion do nuttin, Weezy hot like sun. U betta get ur...
Drugs are bad im acknowledging that but when im on the drugs i don't have a problem wit that
you know i ride for my motha fuckin niggas, most likely imma die wit my finga on the trigger
they tell me dont get high and just try and make a livin, i tell them im a hustler and id rather make a killin
'm Millionaire, I'm a Young Money Millie in aire, tougher than Nigerian hair,
My criteria compared to your career just isnt fair,
I'm a venereal disease like a menstrual bleed
I don't "o" "u" like two vowels
But I'd like for yOU to pay me by the hOUr
I'm fresha than a mufucka, yea im a mufucka, no i wouldn't take yo girl but i show take ha tounge from ha. cant ya tell im in love witha like no otha woman, ok im sorry sweetheart i though u was my otha woman
im tryin to dip my celery up in her blue cheese
Ah's, oo wee's, wa la's, ta da's
Mhm's, uh huh's, oh yeahs, never oh no's
Until I have to go, and then its never oh no
I tell her dont cry, I be back like the electric bill
And when she butt naked she dressed to kill
And if i ever jumped i'd probably land in your bitch ...
I be with savages and im above av-erage
Ima crazy ass star like a fuckin asterisk
You niggas cant see me/ Im on my casper shit
Runnin so much game/ I fuck around and lap a bitch
The club like a grocery/ I just bag a bitch
And you know Ima score like Deon (Sanders) after pics
And them birds don't fly, without my permission,
I'm probably in the sky, flying with the fishes,
Or maybe in the ocean, swimming with the pigeons,
See my world is different,
Like Dwayne Wayne...
I got a grill, I dont need to get my tooth fixed, the tooth fairy might retire if I lose it...
My driveway looks sumthin like a parking lot ...Im so unorthodox...I got the bitch riding my dick with no shocks
I get Head and Tail like a quarter...In that order
And to all you people that hate... Please dont post in here it is for the people that really do enjoy his music...
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